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Assholes Anonymous
(1 min 5 sec)
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Bad News
(4 min 8 sec)
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Behind the Bullshit: Founding Fathers
(1 min 39 sec)
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Behind the Bullshit: Holiday Edition
(2 min 48 sec)
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Behind the Bullshit: John Holmes
(2 min 8 sec)
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Behind the Bullshit: Royal Family
(2 min 8 sec)
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Bonkers and the Birthday Bash
(2 min 11 sec)
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Cletus the Wise #1
(24 sec)
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Cletus the Wise #2
(24 sec)
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Cletus the Wise #3
(28 sec)
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Code Blue Singers
(2 min 34 sec)
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Cunnilingus Man vs. Goddesszilla
(3 min 58 sec)
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Cunnilingus Man vs. The Snooty Waiter
(1 min 39 sec)
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Cunnilingus Man Fan Mail #1
(1 min 15 sec)
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Cunnilingus Man Fan Mail #2
(2 min)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #1
(23 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #2
(22 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #3 (original version)
(31 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #4
(44 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #5
(24 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #6
(36 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #7
(29 sec)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #8
(14 sec)
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Evil Takes a Big Dump in the Woods:
Directions I found on the back of a bottle of hair conditioner
(2 min 38 sec)
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Farting PSA
(22 sec)
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Father O'Dooles Anti-Drug PSA
(33 sec)
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Franky the Homicidal Squirrel Anti-Drug PSA
(33 sec)
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Get Smashed Hard Liquor
(1 min 4 sec)
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Get Smashed Hard Moonshine (live)
Performed live on Filetopia Live on 11/9/03 (1 min 59 sec)
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Hillbilly Educational Films: Pregnancy and You
(1 min 57 sec)
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Instant Asshole
(3 min 7 sec)
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Lillith Anti-Drug PSA
(47 sec)
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Malkore's Science Corner
(2 min 47 sec)
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Naughty Drummer Boy
(2 min 12 sec)
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New God with the Fresh Lemon Scent
(57 sec)
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Psycho Anti-Drug PSA
(58 sec)
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Psycho's Discount Funeral Parlor
(1 min 42 sec)
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Psychomas
(3 min 48 sec)
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Reverse Viagra
(52 sec)
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Rev. Oral Bragart #1
(2 min 10 sec)
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Rev. Oral Bragart #2
(1 min 2 sec)
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Rev. Oral Bragart #3
(2 min)
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Rumple Foreskin
(31 sec)
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Satan's Answering Machine Message
(17 sec)
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Sparky the Jester's Anti-Drug PSA
(33 sec)
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Spontaneous Combustion Salsa
(1 min 5 sec)
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Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #1
(2 min 13 sec)
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Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #2
(2 min 6 sec)
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Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #3
(2 min 3 sec)
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Super Villain Technical Institute
(1 min 3 sec)
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The Talk
(2 min 15 sec)
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Vote Zantyr
(41 sec)
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Wheel of Misfortune
(4 min 15 sec)
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Zero Mart
(1 min 18 sec)
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