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Audio Bits

Below are some MP3s of our bits that you can download.

Assholes Anonymous
(257 KB)
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Bonkers and the Birthday Bash
(1 MB)
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Cletus the Wise #1
(384 KB)
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Cletus the Wise #2
(388 KB)
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Cletus the Wise #3
(452 KB)
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Cunnilingus Man vs. The Snooty Waiter
(1.52 MB)
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Cunnilingus Man Fan Mail #1
(1.15 MB)
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Cunnilingus Man Fan Mail #2
(946 KB)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #1
(93 KB)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #2
(89 KB)
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Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #3 (original version)
(124 KB)
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Evil Takes a Big Dump in the Woods:
Directions I found on the back of a bottle of hair conditioner
(3.63 MB)
[download]===[notes]

Get Smashed Hard Moonshine (live)
Performed live on Filetopia Live on 11/9/03 (468 KB)
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Instant Asshole
(2.86 MB)
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Psycho's Discount Funeral Parlor
(401 KB)
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Reverse Viagra
(203 KB)
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Satan's Answering Machine Message
(68 KB)
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Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #1
(521 KB)
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Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #2
(494 KB)
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Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #3
(483 KB)
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