May 20, 2001

Script for Rev. Oral Braggart's Bible Minute #1
Written by Mike Selby

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Cast
Rev. Oral Braggart: Brad Hagman

You know a lot of people are overwhelmed by the problems of this world... but no problem is too big for our Lord Jesus Christ!

There once was a boy in my neighborhood who had has share of problems. He was always in trouble with the law. He was into all sorts of drugs and was constantly filling his head with evil rock 'n roll music. A lot of people had lost faith in him... but not me. I still believed in him. I believed that deep down he was a good boy. He just needed some direction in his life... and who better to give direction than our Lord Jesus Christ!

And so I said to him, "Son, you need to turn your life over to Jesus! You need to find God."

And find God he did. Just like that he turned himself around. He truly dedicated his life to the Lord. This boy who had been obsessed with drugs and evil rock n' roll was now obsessed with God and the bible! Before long he began to convert other young lost souls over to our Lord.

That boy's name was Charlie Manson. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Isn't he the guy who killed all those innocent people?" But what you must remember is that he killed those people for the Lord! ...And in the end isn't that what really matters?

I'm the Rev. Oral Braggart... and this has been your bible minute.