Script and notes for Rev. Oral Braggart's Bible Minute #2
Written by Mike Selby

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Cast
Rev. Oral Braggart: Brad Hagman

Merry Christmas to you all, my beloved followers. I am the Rev. Oral Braggart, and I would just like to say that in the midst of this huge spending orgy known as "The Christmas Season" it's easy to forget the real reason for this holiday. I'm talking of course about Jesus, God's gift to us. He didn't have to give us a gift. He could have just given us a card saying "Merry Christmas from your loving deity." But no, He decided to give us our very own messiah.

And as I was pondering the glory of His gift to us, I began to wonder where exactly did the phrase "holy shit" come from. Perhaps the baby Jesus soiled His diaper one day and as Mary was changing it she screamed, "Holy shit, Joseph! Get the industrial strength Huggies!" Yes, Jesus may be God's gift to us, but holy shit was Jesus' gift to Mary and Joseph.

I'm the Rev. Oral Braggart... and this has been your bible minute.

Ever since Psychomas, we've gotten into the habit of doing one Christmas bit a year. This was our holiday bit for the Christmas of 2001. Originally, the bit was supposed to end with the Rev. Oral Braggart singing a hymn called "O' Blessed Little Turd" but I couldn't come up with enough lyrics so I dropped it from the script.