Discography

• Mike Selby aka "Syphillis": Lead Vocals, Sexually-Transmitted Disease, Counter-Revolutionary
• Matthew A. Woodruff aka "Rev. Psycho Matthias": Skin Flute, Evil Slave Driver, Satan's Loyal Servant
• Sacralicious: Drunken Madman, Armpit Noises, Backup Voices
• Sarah Sandberg aka "Liz Bennett": Executive Vice-President of Horrific Torture
• Brad Hagman aka "Sparky the Jester": Some Weird-Smelling Homeless Guy We Picked Up
• Ann O. Nimus aka "Nobody": Hostage & Official Psychomas Sex Kit...We Mean, Elf
• Amber Wardwell aka "Lillith": Public Relations Guru and Babysitter for All of the Above
• The Pennsylvania Wogakowski Disharmonic Orchestra (Tom Benson, Erica Vanzant, Gary Zekis & Some Guy Named Chad) appears courtesy of two shotguns owned by Syphillis and Rev. Psycho Matthias.

1. Assholes Anonymous
2. Scared Shitless Project
3. A Message to Hermaphrodite Nazi Eskimos
4. 10-10-666
5. Satan's Answering Machine Message
6. New God with the Fresh Lemon Scent
7. Storytime #1
8. Psycho's Discount Funeral Parlor
9. Storytime #2
10. Milo and Cujo
11. Psychomas
12. Date Rejects Part 1
13. Malkore's Science Corner
14. The Worst Dating Show Ever
15. Talking Timmy
16. The Talk
17. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #1
18. Storytime #3
19. The Soap Opera
20. Spontaneous Combustion Salsa
21. When Nuns Attack
22. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #2
23. Mr. Smith Overthrows the Government
24. Mr. Whipple Expose
25. Reverse Viagra
26. Interview with Syphillis
27. Ghetto Monopoly
28. Mack's Hard Lemonade
29. Messin' with Psycho's Coffee
30. Zod's Answering Machine Message
31. Pennsylvania Wogakowski
32. Deep Thoughts #3 (Slight Return)
33. The Star Wars Spoof Remake
34. Assholes Anonymous (Mad Libs Edit)
35. Monday Night Metal Mayhem - Sept '99

• Mike Selby aka "Syphillis": Lead Vocals, Sexually-Transmitted Disease, Counter-Revolutionary
• Matthew A. Woodruff aka "Rev. Psycho Matthias": Skin Flute, Evil Slave Driver, Satan's Loyal Servant
• Sacralicious: Drunken Madman, Armpit Noises, Backup Voices
• Sarah Sandberg: Executive Vice-President of Horrific Torture
• Brad Hagman aka "Sparky the Jester": Some Weird-Smelling Homeless Guy We Picked Up
• Ann O. Nimus: Hostage & Official Psychomas Sex Kit...We Mean, Elf
• Amber Wardwell aka "Lillith": Public Relations Guru and Babysitter for All of the Above

1. Assholes Anonymous
2. 10-10-666
3. Satan's Answering Machine Message
4. New God with the Fresh Lemon Scent
5. Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #1
6. Psycho's Discount Funeral Parlor
7. Reverse Viagra
8. Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #2
9. Lillith Anti-Drug PSA
10. Psychomas: A Christmas Special for the Happily Miserable
11. Date Rejects Part 1
12. The Talk
13. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #1
14. Storytime with Max "The Maniac" Sembello #3
15. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #3 (Original Mix)
16. Ghetto Monopoly
17. Father O'Dooles Anti-Drug PSA
18. Star Wars, Episode 2: The Phantom Child Support (Original Mix)
19. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #4
20. Amazingly Graceless (Parody of "Amazing Grace")
21. Assholes Anonymous (Mad Libs Edit)

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Another Fucking Demo (2003 Demo)
*An audio and video preview of upcoming material from ADT*



ADT Members and Guests Featured:

• Chris Cook
• Jasmine the Fabulous
• Lillith
• Liz Bennett
• Lunchbox
• Sparky the Jester
• Rev. Psycho Matthias
• Sacralicious
• Syphillis
• with Tom Benson, Dan Hodge, Erin Huck,
  Preston Shull, Erica Vanzant, Anna Young,
  Gary Zekis and some guy named Chad

1. Date Rejects Part 2
2. The Star Wars Spoof Remake
3. Super Villain Technical Institute
4. Rev. Psycho Matthias Anti-Drug PSA
5. Bad News
6. Deep Thoughts #3 (Slight Return)
7. Behind the Bullshit: John Holmes
8. Rumpleforeskin
9. Lillith Anti-Drug PSA
10. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #4
11. Instant Asshole
12. Rev. Oral Braggart's Bible Minute #3
13. Cunnilingus Man vs. Goddesszilla
14. Phil Hardon
15. Young Pennsylvania Wogakowski
16. Father O'Dooles Anti-Drug PSA
17. Assholes Anonymous (Mad Libs Edit)
18. Get Smashed Hard Liquor
19. Behind the Bullshit: Holiday Edition
20. Amazingly Graceless
21. Deep Thoughts by Rev. Psycho Matthias #8

1. Feed the Fat Kids
2. The Gun Nutz
3. Holshvnikov's Guide to Porn Lighting
4. Jack Russell: G.P.D.
5. Operation Got Milk
6. Pennsylvania Wogakowski
7. The Sex Line Sketch

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Kittie Porn for Pussy Lovers Everywhere! (2003)
*Contains bits recorded at various times from 2001 to 2003, many of which were featured on the Way Too Early Show and Filetopia Live.*



ADT Writers:

• Brad Hagman
• Dustin Miller
• Mike Selby
• Matthew A. Woodruff
• Sacralicious

• Ann O. Nimus
• Jasmine the Fabulous
• Lillith
• Liz Bennett
• Lunchbox
• Miss Mab
• Rev. Psycho Matthias
• Sacralicious
• Sir Chris Cook
• Skulliton
• Sparky the Jester
• Syphillis

1. Phil Hardon
2. Date Rejects Part 2
3. Lillith Anti-Drug PSA
4. Rumpleforeskin
5. Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #4
6. Operation: Got Milk
7. The Gun Nutz
8. Cunnilingus Man vs. Goddesszilla
9. Zod's Job Interview
10. Bad News
11. Father O'Dooles Anti-Drug PSA
12. Rev. Oral Braggart's Bible Minute #1
13. Behind the Bullshit: Holiday Edition
14. Rev. Oral Braggart's Bible Minute #2
15. Rev. Psycho Matthias Anti-Drug PSA
16. Rev. Oral Braggart's Bible Minute #3
17. Taliban Girls Gone Wild
18. Behind the Bullshit: Founding Fathers
19. Sparky the Jester Anti-Drug PSA
20. Super Villain Technical Institute
21. Young Pennsylvania Wogakowski
22. Amazingly Graceless
23. Franky the Homicidal Squirrel Anti-Drug PSA
24. The Code Blue Singers
25. Deep Thoughts by the Rev. Psycho Matthias #5
26. Instant Asshole
27. Behind the Bullshit: John Holmes
28. The Sex Line Sketch
29. Worst Pick Up Lines
30. Sparky the Jester Love Advice PSA
31. Way Too Early Show - Serial Killers