Script for Rumpleforeskin
Written by Mike Selby

featured on Kittie Porn

Cast
Announcer: Mike Selby
Rumpleforeskin: Matthew A. Woodruff
Girl: Sarah Sandberg

Rumpleforeskin: I'll return your precious child to you... but only if you can guess my name.

Girl: Uh... is it Rumpleforeskin?

Rumpleforeskin: What? How did you find out?!

Girl: Your fly's undone.

Rumpleforeskin: Oh. (zip)

Thus concludes yet another Fucked up Fairy Tale

Girl: You know, you should really put some medicated cream on that thing.

Rumpleforeskin: Shut up.