Script for Gun Nutz
By Chris Cook & Sacralicious

Video version is featured on Another Fucking Demo
Audio version is featured on Kittie Porn

Gun Nut #1: You want guns! We got guns!

Gun Nut #2: We've got so many guns we don't know what to do with them.

Gun Nut #1: You might think we've suffered brain damage... and we have!

Gun Nut #2: I haven't.

Gun Nut #1: Right! Now how much would you pay for this two hundred dollar gun?

Gun Nut #2: A million dollars.

Gun Nut #1: Don't answer yet... because you won't pay a million dollars! You won't even pay a thousand dollars! Not five hundred! Not three hundred! Not even two hundred dollars like most of you at home might be thinking! But now for the price of 19.95 you can buy this gun! 19.95?! You must think we've suffered brain damage!

Gun Nut #2: I haven't.

Gun Nut #1: Right! But guess what? When you buy this gun now, you'll get your first box of bullets free!

Gun Nut #2: That's not all. You also get a free six month membership to the gun of the month club. Every month, a new gun will be shipped to your doorstep. Call now and order yours today.

Announcer: Write to the Gun Nutz... Dirty Woodshack, Montana... or call 1-800-GUN-NUTZ.