Script for Lillith Anti-Drug Parody
Written by Matthew A. Woodruff

featured on Kittie Porn

Cast
Announcer: Sacralicious
Lillith: Amber Wardwell
DJ: Brad Hagman

Announcer: And now here is Lillith with a public service announcement for Attention Deficit Theater.

Lillith: Hi, I'm Lillith...and my anti-drug is imprisoning and whipping pot-smoking, hard-drinking, and pill-popping freshman disc jockeys ...so kids will fear drugs...and respect my authority.

(whipping sounds)

(screams of pain from DJ)

Lillith: Who's your goddess?!

DJ: Uh...Lillith?

(more whipping sounds)

(more screams of pain from DJ)

Lillith: Louder, slave!

DJ: Lillith!

Lillith: Will you renounce drugs and obey me for all eternity?!

DJ: Yes, yes...just please stop hurting me!

Announcer: Remember kids...

Lillith...Drugs are a bitch...and so am I!

Announcer: This has been a public service announcement from Attention Deficit Theater.