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Morning Routine
by Rev. Matthew A. "Psycho Matthias" Woodruff

Wake up
Rise 'n' shine
Fill up
Coffee time

Soap up
Wash my hair
Pick up
Clothes to wear

Start up
Put in gear
Drive up
Pump 'n' steer

Walk up
Punch in card
Beat up
Boss real hard

Look up
Have some fun
Shoot up
Place with gun

Fire up
Knock 'em dead
Point up
Gun to head

Look down
What went wrong
Fall down
Well, so long