Notes for New God with the Fresh Lemon Scent
Written by Sacralicious

featured on Equal Opportunity Offenders

Cast
Father O'Dooles: Sacralicious
Timmy: Sacralicious
Jingle: Matthew A. Woodruff

I don't remember all of how this bit came about. I remember writing this one incredibly fast, probably right after Mike and I got done working on Reverse Viagra. If memory serves me correctly I was looking for a voice to use for a bit and I suddenly broke into a ridiculous Irish accent (my favorite accent behind pirate). The concept for the bit probably comes from my skepticism about religion. If it's so good why does the church have to develop marketing and advertising plans to get you to pick their church over another? I have a lot of experiences with this growing up the son of a church organist. Churches create marketing plans and special youth oriented programs to hook the children while they are young. That way religion gets wired into their brain at a young age and their incomes become tied to the church throughout their lives. This bit was just a response to the kind of religious marketing I grew up with. You may think I'm paranoid about this but I live in a town where a church has a freakin' Starbucks in the lobby.

This bit is a rare instance of when the character of Timmy isn't being tortured in some evil, hideous way.