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Old NewsNovember 1, 2003 I've just uploaded the scripts and notes for Rev. Oral Braggart #2 and Super Villain Technical Institute to the Behind the Bits section. -the artist formerly known as syphillis after a big dose of penicillin
October 24, 2003 A couple minor updates here and there. The notes for Behind the Bullshit: John Holmes and Worst Pick Up Lines are now up on the Behind the Bits section. Also, I just put up a printable order form that you can use to order the demo CDs. You can get to it through the Buy CDs link. -the artist formerly known as syphillis after a big dose of penicillin
October 15, 2003 Firstly, I want to extend my congratulations to ADT member Amber Wardwell on her recent wedding to Mike Finkelstein. Secondly, I've just added a new section to the site called Behind the Bits. It contains a lot of background information on how we came up with the bits as well as the scripts for some of the bits. Be sure to check it out. -syphSeptember 30, 2003 - Jim Zekis in his review of Megiddo: The Omega Code 2 - Hey again folks! I've just uploaded a few of Jim's old film reviews onto the archive page. You can also find the scripts for The Talk, The Sex Line Sketch, and Rev. Psycho Matthias Anti-Drug Parody there now too. -syph September 26, 2003 I've recently been looking through some old notebooks of mine and I came across some old scripts from Monday Night Metal Mayhem. You can now find the scripts for Assholes Anonymous and Spontaneous Combustion Salsa in the archives section. -syphSeptember 25, 2003 I've just uploaded the scripts for Cunnilingus Man vs. Goddesszilla, Cunnilingus Man Fan Mail, and Zod's Job Interview. You can find them all on the archive page. -syphSeptember 24, 2003 Well, it looks like the local library in my town has managed to make it into the AP wire's "Strange News" category:http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=817&ncid=757&e=10&u=/ap/20030923/ap_on_fe_st/bitten_librarians Only in my hometown would there be someone stupid enough to hold up a public library. Also, I've finally finished up the work on the Being John Holmes bit. You can download it from our mp3.com page. I also want to take a moment to clear up some confusion regarding the downloads on the mp3.com page. When you click on the mp3 you want to download, you'll get a screen that pops up briefly mentioning mp3.com's subscription service and asking you to register with mp3.com before the download can procede. The ADT mp3s are *free* and not part of the subscription service. All you need to do to download our bits is just fill out that little registration thing when you click on the download link. If you don't feel like giving out your personal information to mp3.com just get a free email account somewhere and BS on the rest of the info they ask for. -syph August 20, 2003 I've just uploaded some of the unused artwork from our new Kittie Porn release. You can find it by clicking on the Images section of our mp3.com page. -syphJuly 29, 2003 Attention Deficit Theater, in association with our college loan providers, is proud to present for sale on mp3.com "Kittie Porn for Pussy Lovers Everywhere!"Impress your grandparents and amuse your minister with this CD featuring more blasphemy and perverted immaturity from these broke-dick metalheads armed with little more than a computer, a microphone, and lots of time to daydream! Available to preview and buy here: http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/cds/242/242965.html Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken! July 26, 2003 AttentionDeficitRadio will stop broadcasting on August 1, 2003. Syph and I are currently looking into other streaming services in the hope that we can revive this station as a weekly live program, which we feel would do a much better job of attracting loyal listeners than the automatic continuous broadcast we had been doing. With a live broadcast, we will add more variety to our format of ADT comedy and the "Indiextreme" music we play from our home state. So far, we are planning interview segments in collaboration with a locally-known metal webzine and we plan to revive "Dear Psycho" as an on-air program. Stay tuned as the details unfold...you won't be disappointed this time around. This is assuming that things go as planned. *crosses fingers*Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken! July 17, 2003 Later today, Psycho and Syph will be conducting their first trans-continental interview with Filetopia Live DJ Raketenmensch. Asuming everthing goes acording to plan, the interview will be aired on the Filetopia Live Stream during Raketenmensch's shift from 4pm-6pm EST on Friday July 18. Be sure to tune in and listen! - syphJuly 10, 2003 You will visit Zod's Web Shrine To Himself! Zod commands it! -ZodJune 15, 2003 For Father's Day, I locked myself up in a room and changed the playlist for our Live365.com radio station. Enjoy!Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken! June 1, 2003 Copies of Equal Opportunity Offenders and Another Fucking Demo are available at The West 38th Karma Records and Vibes Music in Indianapolis, Indiana and Karma Records in Frankfort, Indiana. I hope to have more CDs in other stores as I am able to make and ship them, such as Headstones in Terre Haute, Indiana. Harass Seeds of Evil Ron about those, if you know him. If you can't wait that long, go to the updated Discography page to order copies directly from us. I want to give major props to Pattie's Pancake Posse in Terre Haute for their ringing endorsement of us...we will work together sometime soon!We've also updated our MP3.com site to pay "homage" to the War on Terrorism, but mainly to get some of our more "dated" material available to the masses, so download those bits like you life depends on it...he he. That's all I have on my end. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken! May 29, 2003 We've been getting more airplay on the Filetopia Live stream. Thanks go out to Jen Strawberry, Cyphergod, Peaches, and all the other DJs who have played our material on Filetopia Live. I've just uploaded to the Archives section the ADT Filetopia Live Intro which I made specifically to introduce our material on the Filetopia Live stream. -syphApril 18, 2003 Psycho and Syph will be appearing tomorrow on Rose-Hulman's WMHD between noon and 2pm to promote our new Another Fucking Demo CD as well as the Seeds of Evil concert later that night.Also special thanks go out to DJs Peaches and Mr. Wiggles for airing us on the Filetopia Live internet stream. -syph April 8, 2003 My real life political rants can be found on my online journal, which you can get to here.Matthew A. Woodruff has spoken! February 26, 2003 Finally updated the photos section of the site. Yeah, I know I'm a lazy bum. Spring break is comming up, and i'm planning on using the extra time to work on some of the bits that i've been neglecting for awhile. After that hopefully we'll have everything ready to release the new CD. Laters everyone. -syphJanuary 11, 2003 When I going through some of my stuff earlier this week I managed to locate an old Monday Night Metal Mayhem aircheck tape from September of '99. I plan on uploading an excerpt of it that features the original 10-10-666 bit. Take care everyone and I hope you all had a good new years. -syphDecember 28, 2002 I just finished uploading some new pictures to our ever growing and obscenely large photos section. A number of them were taken at a local porno shop that we ended up getting kicked out of. Even so, it was well worth it.Also, if you look at the page for Operation: Got Milk, you'll notice I've added the graphic that appeared on the side of the milk carton. In the video it's way too small to see, so I've uploaded it for those of you who were curious as to what it said. -Syph
December 20, 2002 We now have a T-shirt for sale at http://www.cafepress.com/adtcomedystuff. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
November 21, 2002 Just added a videos section to the page. Basically these are videos that we have shot over the years and are planning on including as part of a CD Extra on an upcoming release. Some of the videos were aired on USI's Campus Cable 12 and some were just student projects that we worked on. My personal favorites are Pennsylvania Wogakowski and Holshevnikov's Guide To Porn Lighting -Syph
November 1, 2002 Check out the new reviews section! There's only one in there at the moment, but we can always hope for the best...for us. Everyone else can just hurry up and die, except our supporters, of course. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
October 1, 2002 You want an update? You got it! Go to our MP3.com site and check out three new bits, one of which is a remake of an old favorite, which is still, and will forever be, available on this site. These are indicators of things to come on the next CD, which we guarantee will make Equal Opportunity Offenders comparable to Barney and Friends with special guest Kathy Lee Gifford...and make the task of making radio edit CDs a major pain in the ass. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
September 21, 2002 First of all, being an adult sucks! I just thought I'd share that with you. Anyway, if you're wanting to know what's been going on with us, well, we're busy having separate lives involving work, school, bills, and not much else. But, we managed to record a bunch of stuff during this time, so hopefully we'll have some semblance of an album by the end of winter. That's all I have, now buy our stuff, we need the money. If you're broke, request the crap out of it on The Dr. Demento Show or on The Bob and Tom Show. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
August 18, 2002 The metal station that I program on Live365.com has been changed to feature Attention Deficit Theater and Indiana bands, with an emphasis on metal. There isn't much on it right now, but I hope to change that in the near future. Go to the radio page for more info. If you are in an Indiana-based band that plays metal, hard rock, or anything aggressive, send your stuff to the address listed in the discography section, if you feel it's worth it. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
August 12, 2002 First of all, thanks to everyone who flooded the Dr. Demento and Bob and Tom sites with requests for us. It is very much appreciated. I hope you were all able to find a radio or internet station that carried the great Doctor, as I was mistaken about his site having a list of stations. I attempted to look for a good list, but it was a very frustrating and futile ordeal. The stations that I do know that air the show are mentioned below in my message for August 7th. Anyway, you can hear our bits on our Live365.com stations. The tentative plan is to merge both stations listed on our radio page into one station, to save us a few bucks in royalty fees. I just finished converting the songs on the metal station to a lower bitrate to make it accessible to more people (especially those still stuck in the hell that is dialup). I want to get more comedy stuff on there too, which will probably be done this weekend and I hope to eventually start doing some live broadcasts, but don't hold me to it. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!Coming soon: The Discography Section
August 7, 2002 Check out this link:http://php.indiana.edu/~jbmorris/FAQ/drd02.0804.html That's right, ADT had a bit played on The Dr. Demento Show last Sunday. This is the nationally syndicated show that first broke "Weird Al" Yankovic. I was a rather elated person for most of Tuesday upon finding out. But we need to build some momentum and this is where you, the loyal or potential fan, come in. If you or someone you know listens to The Dr. Demento Show, please go the official website at http://www.drdemento.com and request Attention Deficit Theater. Consider it your birthday gift to me...that is, if you don't already know me terribly well...lol. If you don't know which station airs the show in your area, the site should have a list of those stations. I know that WKLU, 101.9FM plays it in the Indianapolis area from 10pm to 12am Sunday nights and WKTG, 93.9FM plays it in the Evansville, Indiana area from 9pm to 11pm Sunday nights. Please do the same for The Bob and Tom Show, as I also sent them a CD of our stuff. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
May 5, 2002 I recently finished encoding some videos that Jim and I have worked on during the past year. You can expect them to be included in our next release of the demo. Also, I'll probably be posting some of the screen shots from the videos fairly soon too. -Syph
April 28, 2002 Oh Lemmy! This damn thing has actually been updated! As you could tell, ADT has been dormant for awhile, but hopefully, this summer, much work will be done in our efforts to cure Americans of their paranoid complacency of thought through the power of comedy...the last refuge of the free-thinking individual. Check out the Cast and Links pages for the updates. More should be coming on other sections, but we don't know WHEN, or even WHAT, for that matter. Just stay tuned, dammit! Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
Feburary 12, 2002 Hey everyone! I finally uploaded some new photos to the site. Also, starting on February 20th I'll be introducing some of our comedy sketchs on Access USI, a TV show on the campus of the University of Southern Indiana. Because of my increasingly crowded schedule, production on audio bits will be slowing down for the next few months. Hang in there though! I promise some great stuff will be heading down the pipes. It's just a matter of having the time to produce it.
January 16, 2002 This is Rev. Psycho Matthias speaking. First of all, if you picked up our demo, "Fart Jokes for the Cultural Elite" at the Amon Amarth show in Indy and you wish to order "Equal Opportunity Offenders," here's some important info. You can either order the CD with your credit or debit card at MP3.com or make out a check or money order for $10 (per CD) to Matthew Woodruff, then mail that sucker to Attention Deficit Theater, PO Box 24820, Indianapolis IN 46224. Also, be sure to check out the many new bits uploaded onto our MP3.com page. Rev. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
December 24, 2001 Merry X-Mas everyone! I was watching the Grinch movie the other day and I was wondering, "Is there a Hooters in Whoville?" Also, have you ever noticed that if you move one of the letters in Santa you can change it to Satan? You know, I don't think they ever said WHY Rudolph's nose glowed red. Could it be because he had the powers of darkness on his side?Well, hopefully next time I'll actually have something meaningfull to say. Laters everyone!
December 20, 2001 Greetings, my beloved ADT Psycho-Tick Brethren...this is the Reverend...Psycho Matthias, that is. I wrote this message on behalf of Zod, who commands you to go to the ADT MP3.com site and listen to the multiple bits that have been uploaded...among them are two new Deep Thoughts by Yours Truly, Rumpleforeskin (our new "f**ked up fairy tale"), new Anti-Drug PSAs, and new stuff from a new character, Rev. Oral Braggart; there can only be one who is THE Reverend...and he's typing this. More ADT news coming soon...Psycho Matthias has spoken!
November 17, 2001 ONE whole *NEW* photo has been uploaded for your viewing pleasure. This incredibly insignificant update is probably the last update you'll see from me for a while. It's the end of the semester and I have an ass load of papers to write and a bunch of finals coming up. As such, my free time is kinda nill for now. Laters!
November 13, 2001 A new installment of Dear Psycho is available for your masochistic pleasure. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
November 12, 2001 Production is finally completed on the Lillith Anti-Drug PSA. Plus, I just uploaded a bunch of new photos to the site. Also, I wanted to announce that plans are underway for ADTV. Yep, that's right... ADT will soon be hitting the small screen. Starting in January, ADT will be presenting some sketches on the USI campus TV show, Access USI. Check your local TV listings for details. What? It's not in your local TV listings? Hmmmm... maybe you should write death threats to TV Guide until they finally list us. Note: ADT will not be held responsible for any death threats written to TV Guide... not matter how much we really do want them to die.
October 31, 2001 Happy Halloween, ADT Psychoholics! Finally, ADT has returned to the World Wide Web! Well, we never left, but it's been awhile since this thing was updated. Anyway, I (Psycho) uploaded another installment of Dear Psycho. I also uploaded a stereo version of "Ghetto Monopoly" on the Archives page. Be sure to check out our newest bit "Amazingly Graceless" on MP3.com. Other updates include some new links and some changes to my online radio station. Our first album "Equal Opportunity Offenders" can now be purchased at MP3.com. We are also seeking contributions to "The Men's Room Wall" (our literary section) and recruiting members of the Psycho-Tick Brethren, a street team devoted to spreading the word about ADT so we can get airplay and album sales. Details have to be ironed out by our staff, but please E-mail us if you are interested. Psycho Matthias has spoken!
October 7, 2001 Production has just been completed on Mack's Hard Lemonade and the Father O'Dooles Anti-Drug PSA. Both tracks will be included on the full length "Equal Opportunity Offenders" when it is released.
September 19, 2001 For anyone who will be at End of Days Metalfest in Indy this weekend, the Rev. Psycho Matthias will be there handing out free copies of our new demo, "Equal Opportunity Offenders." Be sure to look for him. He'll be the short blond guy with a tattoo that says "Psycho Matthias." Tracks on the CD will include such favorites as "Reverse Viagra", "Satan's Answering Machine Message", "Storytime with Max the Maniac Sembello" and many more. Jim and I just finished recording the Father O'dooles Anti-Drug PSA. It won't be done in enough time to be included on the new demo, but you should see it on our mp3.com page shortly.
September 13, 2001 We've added a whole whopping 3 new photos to the site. Woohoo! I was looking at the stats for our site the other day and I just thought I'd share a few of them with you:
Highest monthly page views: 224 in August 2001 Okay, so maybe I made that last bit up... but it is nice to know that we are the place on the internet that people go to to find fart jokes.
September 3, 2001 More installments of Dear Psycho have been posted for your reading pleasure!
July 26, 2001 Yeah, I know.... I haven't updated this thing in awhile. No, we're not dead... at least not yet anyhow. I'm kinda taking a brief break from ADT for now while I'm getting everything ready for my return to the city of Evansville. Once I get all settled in I'll hopefully be able to return my attention to ADT. We have a couple of bits that never got finished (Date Rejects Part 2 and Worst Pick-Up lines) so taking care of those will be my first task. Psycho has just submitted a poem entitled Morning Routine to ADT. In the future I hope to create a new section specifically for poems and other creative musings... but for now you can access it here. June 29, 2001 Hey Everybody, it's Psycho speaking! I just posted the first installment of "Dear Psycho"...I hope you really, really like it! I've been busy adjusting to my relocation to Indianapolis, while Mike's preparing to return to Evansville, Indiana in the fall...so those are just a couple of reasons why traffic's been so slow on the ADT Productivity Highway. In the meantime, we are looking to go multimedia with this site...details to be ironed-out by our staff. May 19, 2001 Matt and I just finished recording a new bit last night called "Worst Pick-up Lines Ever". Also, we have plans to bring you a new section to the web page. It'll be a mock advice column called "Dear Psycho" in which the Rev. Psycho Matthias will specialize in giving bad advice to people. Hopefully, we'll have both ready for you soon. May 15, 2001 Nothing much is going on. I just wanted to pay my respects to writer Douglas Adams, who passed away last Friday. April 25, 2001 Malkore's Science Corner has been finished and should be available soon on our mp3.com site. The script for it and the scripts for 10-10-666 and The Worst Dating Show Ever are now available on our archives page. Matt has a second job now and my hard drive is dying so it may be awhile before we have some more bits available. But don't worry, we'll have some new stuff for you guys eventually... even if it means hijacking a bus full of school children and brainwashing them to assassinate the president. Actually, I'm not sure how that would help us put together any new material... but it's just something I've always wanted to do. Later everyone! April 18, 2001 The script for Talking Timmy is now available on the archives page. April 15, 2001 A buttload of new photos have just been uploaded to the site, so be sure to check them out. April 11, 2001 Talking Timmy has just been finished and uploaded to mp3.com. It should be available for download within the next few days. For right now Date Rejects Part 2 is being shelved. Maybe we'll get around to finishing it one of the these days. I got a bunch of new photos scanned in last weekend, so expect to see them on site shortly. Matt and I have also started work on a bit entitled "Malkore's Science Corner." It's basically our own perverted parody of all those old Mr. Wizard shows. March 29, 2001 The Worst Dating Show Ever is now available on our MP3.com site. I was hoping to get Talking Timmy finished before my trip to Evansville this weekend, but things didn't quite work out that way. Hopefully, I'll get it done shortly after I get back. March 19, 2001 Matt and I just finished up recording some new material last night so we should have two new bits heading your way shortly. The first of the pair, Talking Timmy, reveals ADT's dark perception of American business hard at work. The second one, The Worst Dating Show Ever, is a short skit that serves as a kind of a prelude to our next slated bit: Date Rejects Part 2. March 13, 2001 The Attention Deficit Radio page is now up. Matt and I are going to be doing some recording on Sunday so there should be some new bits heading your way soon. Now don't start thinking that just because I finally got all those pages up and running that we've finished updating the site. Nope, we got plenty more stuff coming your way. Malkore has plans for adding a gigantic death ray on the front page. Zod will command more people to leave messages on the message board... and Bonkers... well, Bonkers will just sit in the corner and scream at passersby. March 11, 2001 I still feel like crap, but at least I can talk again. Loosing your voice sucks... especially if you work in radio. Plenty of updates for ya this time. The cast members page is finally done and the feedback page has been changed to something more appropriate for Attention Deficit Theater. Also, there's some new stuff on the archives and photos pages. I guess that just leaves the Attention Deficit Radio page to be done. It's hard to believe that this thing is almost finished. Damn, I guess I've really been slacking off in the procrastination department since I left college. Oh well, I'm sure I'll get back into the swing of it when I go back this fall. Later! March 5, 2001 cough...cough... hack... cough. I've been feeling kinda sick lately so the production of any new bits is probably going to be on hold until I start feeling better again. :-P In the meantime, there's a few updates on the archives andphotos pages to keep you busy. February 24, 2001 Hey everyone! I've been busy lately uploading a lot of stuff on to the ADT internet radio station. You can expect a link to the station to appear here shortly. There will actually be two ADT radio channels that you can listen to. The first one, which is currently being maintained by Matt, will consist of our bits as well as assorted heavy metal tunes. The second, which I am currently working on right now, will primarily consist of comedy material and songs from various sources as well as a few tunes from local Evansville bands. There's a few updates here and there on the site for you to take a look at. As you may have noticed, we've made some changes to the front page. Also, I've finally finished up the links page and added some new material to our archives page. Stay tuned for more updates! Thanks to everyone who's been providing us feedback on the page, we really appreciate it. Later! February 17, 2001 New web page! New name! For those of you who used to know us as Monday Night Metal Mayhem, we've now changed our name to Attention Deficit Theater. And for those of you who have never heard of us before, this is our chance to corrupt you. BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! We've just finished up two new bits: Date Rejects Part 1 and The Talk. We've also re-recorded 10-10-666 (the original recording was corrupted). All three bits are now available on MP3.com. |