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I am FUCK! FUCK of the Mountain!
I wanna jam my legs up your ass and rip your sphincter like a hair scrunchy and dance around in your devastated, bloody assmeats! But if you ask me not to, I won't becuase I respect you.
It is here, in my dreams, where everything is nice, and I have friends, and it smells like flowers, and you poop gummi worms instead of blood and organs!
Brad Hagman stars in: Attack of the Really Hideous Moustache!
Shagadelic baby!
Never doubt yourself... except maybe sometimes.
It's okay to sweat the petty things, just don't pet the sweaty things.
Flying around was fun 'n all but now that I'm a priest, using those evil powers feels unholy.
Satan said he'd take care of everything, but he lied!!! Why would the Lord of Darkness lie?!! That's not like him!
AAAGH!!! This sucks! My empire of shit is collapsing!
Friday the 13th: Part 24 -- Jason Gets His Groove On.
But I don't want the monkey to climb into my butt.
The Rev. Psycho Matthias decides to embark on his new carrer as a really scary mime.
Syph in his famous superhero stance.
Dude, I'll eat a rabbit! I'll even eat a fuckin' newborn baby, if you just give me more crack.
Jason Voorhees sings the blues.
Don't worry, I don't have low self-esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.
Fun for all ages.

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