Notes for Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever
Written by Matthew A. Woodruff

featured on Kittie Porn

Cast
Syph: Mike Selby
Psycho Matthias: Matthew A. Woodruff
Girl: Ann O. Nimus

This bit was recorded in May 2001, but production on it wasn't finished until about six months later. The "You pig!" line is actually from Psychomas. It's not uncommon for me to recycle dialogue and/or sound effects from other bits when producing a bit.