Script for "Rev. Psycho Matthias Anti-Drug Parody"
Written by Matthew A. Woodruff & Mike Selby

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Cast
Announcer: Sacralicious
Psycho Matthias: Matthew A. Woodruff
Syph: Mike Selby

Announcer: This is a public service announcement from Attention Deficit Theater.

(some cheesy-ass Britney Spears music plays in the background)

Psycho: Hi, I'm the Rev. Psycho Matthias and when Mary Jane is away, masturbating to Britney Spears videos is my anti-drug.

(Psycho makes moaning noises)

Psycho: Oh, oh, oh, hit me baby one more time... oh oh oh...WOO!

(sound of door opening)

Syph: Hi Psycho! I'm back and- Ahhhhhh! Oh my God! Are you masturbating to Britney Spears videos again?

Psycho: (meekly) Oops, I did it again. (weak, squeamish laugh)

Syph: Man, this almost as bad as the time I caught you masturbating to the Spice Girls.

Announcer: Remember Kids...

Psycho: Ditch the bud and whack the pud!

Announcer: This public service announcement has been brought to you by Attention Deficit Theater.