Script for The Sex Line Sketch
By Chris Cook & Sacralicious

Video version is featured on Another Fucking Demo
Audio version is featured on Kittie Porn

Announcer: Hey! Do you like sex?

Guy: I guess so.

Announcer: Do you like talking to beautiful sexy women?

Guy: I don't talk much.

Announcer: Well, if you could talk to someone, would you like it to be a beautiful sexy woman?

Guy: Uh, okay.

Announcer: Would you talk to one if it was free?

Guy: Uh, sure.

Announcer: Well, for free you can talk to the sexiest women in the world.

Guy: I can?

Announcer: Yes, you can and it's free. The world's sexiest women are waiting for your call. Right now. Call now!

(runs off)

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Announcer: Call 1-900-1-RIP-OFF for a good time. This call is absolutely free... for the first 3.75 milliseconds. After which you will be charged 9.95 a minute. 1-900-1-RIP-OFF is guaranteed for a good time. Not a guarantee.