March 12, 2001

The Worst Dating Show Ever
By Mike Selby

featured on Equal Opportunity Offenders

Cast
Announcer: Mike Selby
Redneck: Matthew A. Woodruff

Announcer: Attention Deficit Theater presents... The Worst Dating Show EVER!

Redneck: Bachelorette number 1... what would you say if I were to ask you to jump into the back of my pick up truck and have sex with me all night long?

Bachelorette: baaaaaah.

Redneck: Oooh, you sure do have a sexy voice.