Script for Sparky the Jester Anti-Drug PSA
Written by Matthew A. Woodruff

featured on Kittie Porn

Cast
Announcer: Sacralicious
Sparky the Jester: Brad Hagman
Psycho Matthias: Matthew A. Woodruff

Announcer: And now here is Sparky the Jester with a public service announcement for Attention Deficit Theater.

Sparky: Hi, I'm Sparky the Jester...and my anti-drug is doing these PSAs for Psycho and Syphillis. After all, drugs are bad for you, plus my buddies Psycho and Syphillis are really great guys and...

Psycho: C'mon! Wrap it up, pal! I'm getting tired of holding this gun to your head.

Sparky: (panicing) Uh, okay. So, remember kids, just say no to drugs...and, uh... say yes to gun control!

Psycho: Why you stupid little...(gun goes off)

Announcer: This has been a public service announcement from Attention Deficit Theater and the National Rifle Association.