Real Name: Mike Selby

On-air name: Syphillis

Other roles: Assistant Producer, Co-Host of Monday Night Metal Mayhem, Spring 1999 Producer

Bio: Syphillis is an evil spirit that was spawned in the firey beginings of the universe. Over the past several millenia, Syphillis had begun to grow tired of his job as the harbinger of human suffering. To remedy this mid-life crisis, Syphillis decided to take up a job as a metal DJ. Unfortunately, he soon discovered that demons are not covered under Equal Opportunity laws. However, he did not let this discourage him. He found a young college student by the name of Mike Selby and took possession of his body. Aside from the demonic voice and new affinity for projectile vomiting, few people noticed the sudden change in Mike. Syphillis has been working as a DJ for "The Other Side" ever since.

Syphillis' hobbies include clubbing baby seals, pushing over old people, and laughing at the unfortunate.