Script and notes for Super Villain Technical Institute
Written by Mike Selby

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Cast
Malkore: Mike Selby
Announcer: Mike Selby

MALKORE: Good evening everyone. I am Dr. Malkore. You may know me as the evil mad scientist who has tried to take over the world time and time again, but I wouldn't be where I am today if it weren't for the start I got at the Super Villain Technical Institute.

MUSIC: (fade in cheesy music)

MALKORE: Only at the Super Villain Technical Institute can you receive the training you need to be an evil genius with ambitions of world domination. No other institution has educated more toleration dictators, mad scientists, or diabolical villains than the Super Villain Technical Institute. The Super Villain Technical Institute features a wide variety of programs of study including: personnel management through mind control and brainwashing, repair and maintenance of gigantic destructo-lasers, evil applications in genetic engineering, advanced plotting and scheming, or earn your degree in accounting. Remember, with the right training you can become the evil mastermind you've always wanted to be. (manic laughter)

ANNOUNCER: Don't let the world of diabolical evil pass you by... call the Super Villain Technical Institute today.

This bit was done as part of an assignment for my Advanced Audio Production class. Originally, the bit was to feature an evil villain named Dr. Maul, a character from a short story that I was working on at the time. I replaced him with Malkore because Malkore seemed to be a better fit for the script.